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TO ALL MEMBERS, DON'T FORGET!! -
 

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  The Sloane

Hello and Welcome to

Mark Foulsham's

Sloane Grammar School website

If I built it I knew you would come

A School that invited loyalty

 
Gone But Not Forgotten

'Men are we, and must grieve when even the shade

Of that which once was great is pass'd away.'

William Wordsworth

On the Extinction of the Venetian Republic

You may think you're done with the past but the past isn't done with you!
 

"The merits of a school are judged as much by the men it produces as by their achievements as boys" - 

(Old Cheynean D.J. Cowie, March 1929)

 

If you're a member, click on an image (     ) at the top for more. 

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Come on in! 
Don't be late! 
This is one detention 
You'll be pleased to take.
               

    A WARM WELCOME 

to fellow Cheyneans and passers-by, from the Official Sloane Grammar School 1919-1970 Old Cheyneans and Friends web site.

I, Mark Foulsham, at Sloane 1963-70, created this site in August 2008 to record for posterity all that I can, and for all those who attended Sloane or simply have a Sloane connection, to share and enjoy. Feel free just to browse or, if you feel you qualify to join us, make full use of the site by becoming a Registered Classmate. It's Free! 

To start the registration process -

Click Here to Register 
 

If it doesn't work for you it's because I'm no longer around and new memberships aren't available. While I'm still alive, I'll also be happy to send a personal invitation to anyone else with a Sloane School Chelsea connection who you think might like to join us. Just enter their Email address in the MISSING CLASSMATES box to your right and click Send Invite.  

We may not understand why but memories of our days at Sloane remain with us while others do not. Whether they're good or they're bad, I'd like to give all old boys the opportunity to keep those memories alive.

 Aspirations and Objectives

Sloane never had a motto and although our school badge is based on the lion rampant and boar's head of the Cadogan family crest their motto, Qui Invidet Minor Est or He That Envies Is Inferior, is not really appropriate so I'll adopt the one to be found on the Coat of Arms of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea as it suits us nicely -

Quam Bonum In Unum Habitare

 (What A Good Thing It Is To Dwell Together In Unity) 

It is hoped, in some small way, to be able to have similar objectives to those stated for the first issue of The Cheynean in December 1926  -

"To record faithfully the major activities of the School, to promote and foster a corporate spirit in the School, to excite a greater keenness both in the games and in other phases of its social life, and to serve as a link between present members of the School and the Old Cheyneans".  -

and also to bring together, once again, old friends and classmates, and those of us who have outlived the school and share a common interest in its history and its future.

Sadly, I've no memory of having ever sung or even heard a school song but apparently one was written by music Master Mr Seymour Dicker (who retired in 1930) in 1928. Called Carmen Sloanense, it was first sung in July of that year by pupil J E Bush who played the Pirate King in Sloane productions of The Pirates of Penzance. What became of it after that first performance is a mystery but it contained the lines -

"Salve, the School and its scholars so keen,

 Long may they keep its memory green."

 If you're not yet a member but you've got memories of Sloane you'd like to share, use the Contact Us page to send them in and, whilst you're there, register for the site as well. 

Once you've registered, you can  send a message to someone else on the site via the Message Centre or by using their Profile. Click on their name on the Classmate Profiles page then click on the red 'Send 'x' a private message' at the top of their Profile.

After you've registered, why not take a look at all the Classmate Profiles ? Even if you don't know the person involved, the information they've put on their Profile can be interesting, illuminating and fun, and often brings back memories of something you thought you'd forgotten about.

If, at any time after becoming a member, you're unsure about anything click on this Using This Site link for an explanation or contact me direct via the Contact Us page.
              

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 Why Not Take a Look at Where your Classmates are Living?

Find out the Postcode of a Classmate from their Profile (if they've agreed to let everyone know it) then Click on the link below, enter the details where it says 'Address', then Click on 'Go'. Not every country is covered yet and those that are have limited coverage, but it's worth a try.

Here's the link. Have fun - http://www.vpike.com/

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The Sloane News
 

First of all, an apology. If some of the pieces below look familiar it could be because they are and I've repeated them. I never noticed (and nobody else mentioned it!) that my last Home Page additions went skewiff at some point. Hopefully, things will stay where I put them this time. Thanks. Mark.

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Dyslexic Terrorists Storm London Zoo!!

Counter Terrorism Police have been commended by the Government for their swift action when terrorists stormed London Zoo last week. Had it not been for their quick thinking things could have been worse. The terrorists were later found to have been members of a dyslexic cell who had taken six ostriches in an attempt to secure their political aims and a ransom.

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Sir Keir Starmer Announces U-turn On His Government's Propensity For Doing U-turns!!

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Sir Keir Starmer Leaves Prime Minister's Questions To Check His Facts

The Prime Minister caused some consternation this week when he abruptly disappeared from the chamber after being asked a question by opposition leader Kemi Badenoch. He returned half an hour later but not before our spy in the sky took this photo of him on the Embankment -

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What Would The World Do Without Him?!

Donald Trump, that is. Well, this website for one would be lost without him. Never a day goes by without him doing something and/or saying something that doesn't give us something to satirise. I make no apologies for making the most of him. God bless you Donald -

President Trump Prepares To Show Who's In Charge At His Next Meeting with Vladimir Putin

After firing his most senior commander earlier this year US President Donald Trump had intended wearing his new uniform, adorned with self-awarded medals, on his delayed trip to Britain, to meet King Charles, later in the year. He has since been advised that perhaps the outfit wasn't really appropriate for that occasion and it may be better if he tested the waters first by wearing it to his next meeting with Vladimir Putin or even allow Volodymyr Zelensky to see how a real leader dresses -

Golf course design falls out of Trump’s pocket during Gaza briefing
 

US President Donald Trump has once again announced he wants the US to take over the Gaza Strip, initially keeping his plans tight-lipped until a design for a new golf course fell out of his pocket. Despite objecting to what he calls 'foreign interference', Trump decided to interfere abroad by displacing thousands of people from their homes and building a golf course. In case this idea doesn't meet with the world approval he expects, his backup plan is to move the Gaza strip to Texas in an attempt to end the Middle Eastern conflict.

Trump making sure he meets his election promises 

To ensure he meets his deadlines Trump has signed an Executive Order redefining ‘one day’ as being ’12 months long’ in order to keep his election pledge on ending the Ukraine war.

He's just signed an executive order officially redefining the length of “one day” as being “twelve months”, in what White House officials are calling a “bold and innovative move to deliver on campaign promises without everyone branding you a failure.”

The former-president-turned-president-again had repeatedly vowed to end the Ukraine war “within one day” of taking office. But with that day now five months ago, and peace in Eastern Europe looking about as likely as Melania cracking a smile, the pressure has been mounting.

“Look, it is one day. It’s a Trump day. We’re doing tremendous things, just in a longer sort of, you know, calendar,” Trump explained, flanked by aides pretending this made sense.

Supporters were quick to hail the executive order as “genius”, with one MAGA hat-wearing voter describing it as “yet more 4D chess the fake news media is too dumb to understand.”

Another fan, who believes the moon landing was faked but that Trump’s tan is real, told us,

“This is why he’s the best. He doesn’t break promises – he evolves them.”

Critics, however, have pointed out that redefining basic units of time is “not how any of this works,” and have expressed concern that the President is now attempting to introduce a new calendar in which every Tuesday lasts six weeks.

Meanwhile, peace talks continue to stall after Trump reportedly suggested settling the conflict with a televised golf match between Zelenskyy and Putin.

When asked if this timeline adjustment might be extended to other pledges, a White House spokesperson confirmed,

“Yes. The wall is now expected to be completed by 2054, or by lunchtime, depending on which version of time we’re using that day, and the President’s constitutionally mandated four-year term will now conclude in 2063.”
 

Not Supporting 'Make America Great Again' Is Now Officially A Crime.
 

President Trump has instructed the National Guard to arrest anyone who doesn’t have a MAGA flag in their garden. Anyone failing to demonstrate a 'suitable level of loyalty' to his regime is to be detained.

As protests against ICE deportations continue, President Trump has sent another two-thousand troups to the area to ensure what he calls “suitable levels of patriotism” amongst the residents of Los Angeles.

On June 7, Trump ordered the deployment of 2,000 National Guards from California to Los Angeles in response to growing protests over recent immigration raids. The protests began on June 6 after federal immigration agents from ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) conducted several raids across Los Angeles. Tensions reached a peak in Los Angeles with the protests stretching into a third consecutive day.

These operations are part of Trump's broader crackdown on undocumented immigrants with the law enforcement agency playing a key role in the Trump administration’s plans to crack down on illegal immigration.Trump has vowed to deport record numbers of illegal immigrants during his second term, and the White House has set ICE a goal to arrest at least 3,000 migrants each day.

Because of that pressure, people who were legally living in the US have been caught up in ICE raids. One of the most notable arrests during these operations was that of 238 men, accused of being Venezuelan gang members, who were deported without being given a chance to stand trial. They were sent directly to a high-security prison in El Salvador, a move that has drawn significant criticism. It's not uncommon for ICE to arrest people it believes are residing illegally in the US but the agency has faced increasing criticism for using 'extreme tactics' during the raids.

A White House spokesperson told me,

“This lawlessness will not be allowed to continue. We expect absolute allegiance to Donald Trump, and the people of Los Angeles must recognise that the beatings will continue until they do as they are told.”

When asked whether sending uniformed military into civilian areas was just another step down the route to authoritarianism, the White House denied the accusations.

They told me,

“That’s ridiculous. You have nothing to fear from the National Guard and Marines being on your street at the order of your President. Yes, a few journalists have been hit with rubber bullets, as you’d expect to see if they were covering unrest in a totalitarian state.

They only have themselves to blame. Put your MAGA hat on, and we’ll leave you well alone.”

Trump Tries Everything To Gain Nobel Peace Prize
 

1) President Donald Trump has nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize after successfully negotiating 45-minute ceasefire between Israel and Iran.

2) Donald Trump has welcomed alleged war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu to the White House, is in his latest move to convince the Nobel prize panel he is deserving of the Peace Prize.

Netanyahu himself has nominated Trump for the prize, which is a bit like being recommended for a First Aid prize by Dr Harold Shipman.

The visit, described by Trump insiders as a “peace-adjacent photo op,” is part of Trump’s latest effort to secure the one medal that’s always eluded him: a shiny one from Norway. (See photo above).

“I’ve done more for peace than anyone,”

Trump told reporters while standing next to a life-size golden statue of himself giving a thumbs-up.

“Nobody even knew what peace was until I came along. And Bibi, who is a great guy, tremendous war criminal, or whatever, is just misunderstood. Like me. We’re peace twins.”

Critics have questioned Trump's actions of hosting someone currently under investigation by The Hague, but Trump dismissed concerns, insisting the charges were “fake news" and that he was considering hosting a “War Crimes & Wine” summit.

Netanyahu, for his part, graciously accepted the invitation, noting that Trump’s track record on peace

“was almost as convincing as his record on paying taxes.”

In unrelated news, the Nobel Committee has reportedly installed caller ID to screen out any calls from Palm Beach, while quietly Googling how to revoke peace prize nominations retroactively.

Meanwhile, in preparation for Netanyahu's stay, staff have been told to prepare the guest suite with extra pillows, complimentary legal counsel, and a map of countries without extradition treaties.

He may not win a Nobel Peace Prize but his fashion choices seem to be working the oracle for a resurgent Chelsea FC whose recent results will no doubt please some people on this website -

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New Bank Note Due To Be Issued - Possibly!
 

The Bank of England was preparing to issue a new £20 banknote to commemorate Chancellor Rachel Reeves' recent tears in the House of Commons but has decided against doing so as her likely tenure was thought to make it a waste of public funds.

When asked by Tory leader Kemi Badenoch whether Rachel would be keeping her job after her struggle with it the Prime Minister replied that she was "going nowhere" which was met with howls of laughter and shouts of "the whole country could have told him that".

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FRONT PAGE NEWS
 

If you're looking for somewhere new to eat out this week, why not give this place a try!

It might lack a varied menu but it's reasonably priced and won't be overcrowded -

My wife and I have already given the place a try and we couldn't eat everything on our plate. When the waitress asked if I wanted a box for our leftovers I thought it was unusual but then thought "Why not?" I regretted it afterwards as it took me three rounds to win on a technical knockout.

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Monk Claims He Saw Face Of Jesus In Tub of Margarine!

A monk has claimed to have seen the face of Jesus in his tub of margarine. When questioned further he said he couldn't believe it wasn't Buddha.

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HOME FRONT NEWS

Lovely to be able to connect with you again, men. This has been made possible due to the generosity of a handful of the 1964 Sloane intake. They shall remain nameless at their own request but without their unsolicited donations towards a new computer after both of mine packed up on me, I wouldn't be here writing for you now. I didn't make my plight public as I'm not in the habit of begging, but they found out about the situation and chipped in. I shall be eternally grateful. I'm in no doubt that had I made my situation known to you all more help would have been forthcoming. Finances aside, my family and I were experiencing other issues of a personal nature that were affecting me more than I thought they would and I was finding it difficult to think straight, and knuckle down to work on the site as well handle the family deaths and funerals, illnesses and other problems that were hindering my ability to put finger to keyboard. All seems well now and my daughter's fight with sepsis is now under control. She is on the mend even though her treatment will continue for some time yet.

My thanks again to the friends and acquaintances who rallied round, my wife included, even though she was as affected as I. A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire hime to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible....

No, wait.... SORRY. I'm thinking of whisky. It's whisky that does all that. Never mind....

Better news on the home front arrived when I learned my uncle had left me his stately home in his will. I've no idea where Sod Hall is but I'm thrilled. My grandkids have also been playing a part in my recovery from near despair. I've found time to watch my grandson Olly continue his love affair with football. It continues to be a winning one as his team just played a cup game against a team from the local quarry and won 2-1 on aggregate.

One consolation (depending on your point of view) I've found in recent weeks is the time I've been spending in the Wibbas Down Inn, a Wetherspoons pub in Wimbledon, with some old and some new friends every Wednesday. Only a couple of pints have passed my lips (honest, guv!) but the company and the conversations we've had have been invigorating. It's an hour's walk from my house to the pub and an hour and a half's walk back. The difference is staggering.

My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman in question was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden -

My wife escaped unhurt and is back doing the housework in her usual style. In fact, I'm wearing a pink t-shirt today in her honour. It's to raise awareness of people like her who are colour blind and have trouble separating the red laundry from the white. In truth, she's also just had her second cataract removal operation so perhaps that will help too.

After seeing one of those adverts on TV saying that I could house, feed, school and clothe a child in Africa for just £3 a week I thought it sounded so good I'd send my grandson there. It's saving his Mum a fortune - 

Yet again Thanmes Water have this week started imposing their hosepipe bans. London hasn't been affected by the bans yet but I'm not going to let Thames Water sneak up on me. They must think I'm stupid and they can catch me out but I'm one step ahead of them! I've been out and stocked up already -

 

I'm inclined to think the introduction of hosepipe bans has less to do with water shortage caused by misuse by the consumer and more to do with the water companies' inability to guarantee that raw sewage can't be dumped unless there's enough water in the system to ensure the operation will continue to be a smooth one.

Back soon...all being well.

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JOKES OF THE WEEK

Donald Trump invites the Pope to lunch on his yacht. The Pope accepts but during lunch a sudden gust of wind blows his hat off and into the water. It floats about 50 feet away and stayed there floating when the wind died down. The President's aides and the Secret Service were scrambling around trying to find a boat in which to go and get the Pope's zucchetto when Trump says,

"Never mind men, I'll get it."

At this point Trump clambered over the side of the yacht and walked on the water towards the hat which he picked up, carried it while he walked back on the water before climbing back onboard the yacht and handing it to the waiting pontiff. Everyone there looked on speechless. Not even the Pope knew what to say. That afternoon, all the Anti-Trump American Networks had to say was,

"Trump Can't Swim".

A wife asks her husband if he'd like some bacon and eggs for breakfast. He replied,

"Thanks for asking darling but I'm not at all hungry right now. It's this Viagra I'm taking. It's really taking the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he's like a sandwich or a bowl of soup.

"No thanks", he said. "This Viagra's really spoiled my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he's like a juicy steak with mushrooms, tomatoes and chips.

"No!" he said. "It's got to be this Viagra. I just don't feel like eating."

"Well, ok", she said, "but would you mind getting off me 'cause I'm bloody starving!"

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THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This bloke doesn't just understand sin. He undestands cos too.
 

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Now the weather has cooled down just a little it's time to give thanks for the warm spell that we've had and be grateful it hasn't snowed. Can you imagine shovelling snow in that heat!

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I wish Chancellor Rachel Reeves was the daughter of missionaries. At least we'd know what her position was.

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60s pop idol and actor Adam Faith's last words were -

"Channel 5 is all shit, isn't it? Christ the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space."

And there was me thinking he'd said -

"Poor me. Wa a ha a ho".

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"Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles." - Fyodor Dostoevsky. (It's getting closer!).

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I've discovered that one way to judge the age of a person who sends you a text is to look at it closely and if they use complete sentences they're likely to be elderly.

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The Home We Called Sloane
 

The Sloane building seen from Hortensia Road in 1908  

The Sloane building was 100 years old in 2008, although it didn't actually start life as a boys' school until after the First World War, during which it served as a hospital. It still stands and many memories are, no doubt, ingrained in its walls along with the odd name and ribald comment. Who knows what the future holds, despite its Grade II listing on May 7th, 2002. Grade II listed buildings can be altered, extended, or even demolished, but only with Local Authority consent, so it may be that the building is considered historically or architecturally interesting enough for it's fabric to remain untouched. Some consideration may have been given to it having been the first purpose-built secondary school in London, and it is certainly one of only 3% of all ages of listed buildings that was built in the 20th century. Schools generally are seen as a good investment by developers because they're easy to convert. They are likely to be structurally sound because the authorities will have inspected them regularly to ensure they comply with Health and Safety requirements. 

To learn more about what has happened to the building we left behind visit the Sloane Today page once you've become a registered member.

Sadly, Sloane Grammar School for Boys only lasted 51 years, from 1919-1970. Sloane old boy John Binfield, in one of his poems, writes -

... the school, with
All its past, was sucked into a huge
Turbulent sea of glass in Pimlico
And sank without trace. "full fathom five..

Sea nymphs hourly ring his knell.
Hark, now I hear them. Ding-dong bell".

The exterior of the building still survives in the form we all remember even if the interior doesn't. It would have been wonderful to have been able to celebrate, in 2019, what would have been its centenary as a boys' school, had it remained in existence as such. Unfortunately, for us, it wasn't to be, and the Covid-19 pandemic that gripped the world in 2020 and beyond didn't allow for a late celebration either. Maybe one day...... 
 

Sloane seen from the rear in 2014

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This Website And The British Library's Web Archive

Please Note: - The school building still remains but not as a school. I've tried to preserve as much of its history and old boys' memories of it as I can, on this website. You might like to know that once I'm no longer around and have shuffled off to that classroom in the sky, this website will remain intact. Once my monthly payments to the Class Creator programmers cease the site will continue but to compensate them for their loss it will display adverts. If you're still around, you'll still be able to Log In to the site and carry on much as you did when I was alive. Naturally, the site will look exactly as it did (apart from the adverts) on the day I died. What will not be possible are any new members, unlikely as that is, as I won't be here to verify they are who they say they are.

In addition, in 2013 , just before the Legal Deposit regulations came into force, I asked to register the website with the British Library's UK Web Archive as one of historical interest and they agreed. So, when none of us are unable to Log In anymore or the Class Creator business ceases to operate, it will still be available for access by our children and grandchildren etc., as well as future historians, at this address -
 

Web Archiving
The British Library
96 Euston Road
London NW1 2DB
United Kingdom
Tel: +44 (0)20 7412 7184
E-mail: web-archivist@bl.uk

Since 2013, publishers need to give a copy of every UK publication they make to the British Library. Five other major UK libraries may also ask to be given a copy. This system is called legal deposit and it's been a part of English law since 1662.

Print publications for legal deposit can be books, journals, sheet music, maps, plans, charts or tables. Now legal deposit also covers material published digitally such as websites, blogs, e-journals and CD-ROMs.

Legal deposit has many benefits for publishers and authors. The deposited publications can be read inside the British Library and will be preserved for future generations. Their works become part of the nation’s heritage, providing inspiration for new books and other publications.

Unfortunately, in the case of websites, the British Library say that much of the information contained in them cannot be archived for technical reasons. In addition, as almost all this website's pages are Password Protected, it will be impossible for them to be accessed unless I remove that restriction. At some point I will give the British Library's 'web crawler' access to our Password Protected pages to allow it to take a 'snapshot' of the site on a daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly or 6-monthly basis. At the time of writing this, 2020, their system doesn't have the capability to crawl and archive private content that sits behind a Log In procedure. They will never be allowed access to members' Profiles and the personal information they contain.

The current generation of web crawlers cannot capture:

• Interactive, dynamically generated content
• Content that is only available via a search engine on the website, or some other form submission method
• Some types of JavaScript-driven menus
• YouTube videos, Flash movies and similar streaming audio or video (some audio and video files can be captured, e.g. those embedded via the standard HTML5 <video> or <audio> tags).

Unlike static HTML, which is relatively easy to capture, script code is very hard for traditional web crawlers to analyse, which is why the Library runs web browsers for a limited part of their crawls. Even that cannot capture very interactive web sites, like single-page web applications, or any site feature that needs a remote server to function. In practical terms this means that entering queries into the search box of an archived version of a website will not work. Standard links on the website, however, will work as normal.

Some JavaScript driven menus do not function well once archived. YouTube videos, Flash movies, and similar streaming audio or video are also beyond the capability of web crawlers. However, as members of the International Internet Preservation Consortium, contributors to the UK Web Archive are developing tools which will help capture this content in the future.

Attempts are made to gather all of the objects associated with a website including html, images, PDF documents, audio and video files and other objects such as programming scripts. However, the crawler software cannot automatically gather any material that is protected behind a password, without the owner's collaboration. Web site owners may however choose to divulge confidentially a user ID and password to allow archiving of these areas. So, as I said, I'll collaborate with the British Library to allow them to gather only non-invasive non-personal information behind the password protection if and when their archiving system becomes capable of it .

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Whatever our own personal reasons for it doing so, the school will still haunt most of us even if it disappears altogether. With that tenuous link, here's a poem that I came across in a copy of The Cheynean -

The Ghost of Sloane

 
When London's asleep and the School very quiet,
No sound of footsteps, no sound of a riot,
No sound of even the shuffle of feet,
No sound of the creak of a pupil's seat,
Out of the darkness the ghost of Sloane
Awakes from rest with a sigh and a groan.
Then up he arises to haunt the School
Climbing the stairs in the guise of a ghoul.
He shuffles and clanks down each corridor
Into the classrooms where stand desks galore.
He examines each desk and checks the boys' work,
Allots ghostly marks in the dark and the murk.

If you ever lose books from out of your desk,
And the teacher upbraids you and calls you a pest,
Just tell him my story, however tall,
Of the white shrouded phantom that haunts the School Hall.

                                                    J. Hollingshead (3C)

As for us, the boys who used to attend our Chelsea school, we probably considered ourselves 'Chelsea men' but I doubt that many of us fitted the description in this poem, written when he was in the 5th year by one time Sloane Schoolboy, A R Doubledee. I get the impression he didn't particularly approve of the 'Beatniks' of the late 50s and early 60s that he found himself sharing Chelsea with or, as he called them the 'Weirdies' -                                                                        

 
The Weirdies

The Chelsea man is excessively queer,
He only drinks coffee and doesn't like beer.
He's always "chatting" the girls, and yet
This seems to make him "one of the set".

His unkempt chin and uncut hair
Go with his feet which are usually bare.
If he wears shoes, they've never got soles,
And he's usually found in Bohemian holes.

His outsize sweater is generally black
Contrasting well with his shorty mac.
He wears his clothing merely to show
That he can keep up with the boys of Soho.

To find a girl he doesn't look far,
But into the nearest coffee bar,
Where he's sure to meet a Bohemian "yob".
They're all from Chelsea - what a mob!

The girls with hair right down their backs
Wear irregular clothes that look like sacks.
They walk about wearing father's sweater:
I really don't see why he should let 'er.

Their gaudy clothes of reds and greens
Match up with the style of their men-friends' jeans.
Now that's how it goes with the latest style:
Girls on their faces make-up pile,
The men wear anything they can find -
I shouldn't stare, I should just act blind!

A.R. Doubledee (5b)

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