Thank you Steve Heine for submitting the following jokes to help brighten our day:

• I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
• Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.
• I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think I have grater problems.
• I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
• I made a belt out of watches once....it was a waist of time.
• Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?. They mostly wrap.
• A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
• Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

Enough is enough for now. Enjoy.

Steve Heine