HUMOR FOR THE DAY

Steve Heine has submitted the following jokes for your enjoyment.

1. They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck.   It quacked under the pressure.
2. Just read a few facts about frogs.  They were ribbiting.
3. My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.  I totally nailed it.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.  That would cause mass confusion.
6. Dad," I'm cold".  "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees"