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Gary Grice
Ah, Unicorns. Have you ever wondered about unicorns? I have. I used to love the song:
A long time ago when the earth was green, There was more kinds of animals than you have ever seen. There was cats and rats and elephants, as sure as you was born, but you're never gonna see no unicorn.
So why not? Here's one theory:

And then there are those who still search for them:
A guy meets a hunter at the local pub.
"So, what do you hunt?" he asks.
"Unicorns," the hunter answers.
The guy was startled, but regains his composure and says, "Really? How do you do that?"
"I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, I set off a snare."
"Boy, they must be hard to find. I've heard of them, but I've never seen one," says the guy.
"Yeah," replies the hunter.
"And there ain't many unicorns around, either!"
Well anywho ..... I hope you are all having a wonderful week. Later.
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