Class Of 1965
Funny
For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing these great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your favorite older artists have re-released their hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.
Some examples:
Paul Simon –“Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”
Carly Simon- “You’re So Varicose Vein”
The Bee Gees –“How Can You Mend a Broke Hip”
Roberta Flack – “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
Johnny Nash – “I Can’t See Clearly Now”
The Temptations –“Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
Nancy Sinatra – “These Boots Give Me Arthritis”
ABBA – “Denture Queen”
Leo Sayer – “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
Commodores - “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom”
Procol Harem – “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
The Beatles – “I Get By with a Little Help from Depends”
Steely Dan – “Rikki Don’t Lose That Clapper”
Herman’s Hermits – “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
The Rolling Stones- “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
Credence Clearwater Revival – “Bad Prune Rising (There’s a Bathroom on the Right)”
Marvin Gaye – “I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts”
The Who – “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
The Troggs – “Bald Thing”
Bobby Darin - "Splish,Splash, I Was Having A Flash"
Tony Orlando - "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"
Helen Reddy - "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!"
Leslie Gore - "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!"
Willie Nelson - "On the Commode Again!"