Funny

 

For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing these great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your favorite older artists have re-released their hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.

Some examples:

Paul Simon –“Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”

Carly Simon- “You’re So Varicose Vein”

The Bee Gees –“How Can You Mend a Broke Hip”

Roberta Flack – “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”

Johnny Nash – “I Can’t See Clearly Now”

The Temptations –“Papa Got a Kidney Stone”

Nancy Sinatra – “These Boots Give Me Arthritis”

ABBA – “Denture Queen”

Leo Sayer – “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”

Commodores  - “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom”

Procol Harem – “A Whiter Shade of Hair”

The Beatles – “I Get By with a Little Help from Depends”

Steely Dan – “Rikki Don’t Lose That Clapper”

Herman’s Hermits – “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

The Rolling Stones- “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”

Credence Clearwater Revival – “Bad  Prune Rising (There’s a Bathroom on the Right)”

Marvin Gaye – “I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts”

The Who – “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”

The Troggs – “Bald Thing”

Bobby Darin - "Splish,Splash,  I Was Having A Flash"

Tony Orlando - "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"

Helen Reddy - "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!"

Leslie Gore - "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!"

Willie Nelson - "On the Commode Again!"