Random Thoughts


* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?  

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?  

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?  

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

* The letter W, in English, is called double U.   Shouldn't it be called double V?

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.  

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

* The word "swims" upside-down and backwards is still "swims".

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.  

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.   

* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.  

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".

(Save this thought until 2022 – because it does fall on a Tuesday!!)